The 500-word good night routine

Once upon a time. There was a duck. Who found his mamma. A little water. He finds them. They fall fast asleep. One more story. Once upon a time there was a little kitty who found his mamma. A little mud. She’s all dirty. She takes a bath. They fall fast asleep. Once upon a time. A piggy already has enough toys to play with. One more toy. No room for a bumble bee. The beautiful chipmunks will curl into marshmallows and they falls fast asleep. Sheep will steal their problems. Let’s open it. The end.

Adam Golaski, “Some Bedtime Stories,” Pear Noir 9.