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One of the more exciting studies being undertaken was the documentation of the social behavior of a tribe of monkeys that had established territory in the carcasses of the bomber planes and their relation to a second tribe whose territory was decidedly the fossil remains of former gas-guzzling monsters. A number of monkeys’ skulls were found riddled with machine-gun bullets, which gave credence to the theory that the tribe established in the bombers had somehow triggered the mechanisms that led to their omnipotence in the monkey world. All this was naturally being documented in the authoritative and measured tones of NHK, PBS and BBC.

Through the Arc of the Rainforest, Karen Tei Yamashita.